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The Onion: Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women

Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse.

More coverage at: http://onion.com

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25 Responses to “The Onion: Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women”

  1. apparently this is …
    apparently this is real. if you post this on 10 videos you will get asked out or kissed. but if you break the chain you will see a dead girl tonight

  2. wow i love this!
    wow i love this!

  3. =) totally ownage.
    =) totally ownage.

  4. good distracion for …
    good distracion for women from killing themselves

    what a bunch of dogs lmao

  5. Go check out the …
    Go check out the concentric circles ones

  6. “what a bunch of …
    “what a bunch of dogs”……….priceless LMAO

  7. “Bunch of dogs”!
    “Bunch of dogs”!

  8. omg, the comment …
    omg, the comment when they return to the main anchor is great! best ever!!

  9. Best The Onion …
    Best The Onion ending ever.

  10. Lmfao xD Wow, this …
    Lmfao xD Wow, this show is so mean sometimes.. I love it though

  11. ambulancechasing on November 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    By far the funniest …
    By far the funniest video they have ever posted. XD

    Well, the totally badass one was.. totally badass too.

  12. some of the hottest …
    some of the hottest damaged goods i have further damaged, have been from the internet.

  13. humancondition28 on November 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    yep, letting you …
    yep, letting you sad internet dating men down is always hilarious :D

    j/k

  14. lmfao
    lmfao

  15. that was funny …
    that was funny and ed up

    lol

  16. too funny………. …
    too funny………. new in town ?

  17. sweetxrapturedxlight on November 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    sometimes dating …
    sometimes dating sites are mean all their own… my friends and I signed up for eharmony just to take the free personality test and see who came up, and we totally got rejected!

  18. LOL
    LOL

  19. Here’s a pretty …
    Here’s a pretty good one: CupidsDatingNetwork

  20. Funny … but, only …
    Funny … but, only applicable to women who are “single for a reason”. Normal, or “nice catch” women, who have no problems finding a date, often use online dating services with ruthless, almost cut-throat, intent as they search for Mr. Perfect-in-every-way-possible. Guys, you know the one’s I’m talking about.

  21. ThursdayPhantom on November 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Laughing at all the …
    Laughing at all the people that don’t know that this is a joke XD

  22. wildoutlikewhoa on November 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    what a bunch of …
    what a bunch of dogs…hahahhha

  23. I fell over …
    I fell over laughing at the end “buncha dogs”

  24. “millions of …
    “millions of pathetic sad-sacks use online dating services regularly.”

    HAHHAHAHAHAHA

  25. beep beep :-*
    beep beep :-*

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